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itstimetogo:

what is your holy trinity of fruits

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fluffy-robots:

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charlesoberonn:

First part of a Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm: "A friend who is a municipal arborist just called to tell me about a guy who cut down 32 big mature trees on his neighbor's NJ property to get a better view of NYC. He hired a guy who hired another guy. Cut them down and left the debris there. The fine per tree is $1000 so the 1/  2/ guy propably thought he was going to just pay a $32k fine. But the arborist wrote violations to all 3 parties, 96 in all (by hand, took him 12 hours) and there's a provision requiring the replanting of like trees "of the same size." And it's on an inaccessible by road"ALT
Continuation of Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm: "3/  mountainside. He put the affronted landowner in touch with the only guy who would take on such a job. Thry have to build a road, remove the debris, plant big trees and water them for two years. He quoted $1.5 million. And additional fines total $400k. I hope whoever this ass  4/4 is he can't pay and they lien and sell his property, the value of which he probably figured would be increased so much a $32k fine was worth it, to cover the cost. We are living in the Jaime Dimon ethos. "So fine us, we can afford it.  4/5 The PS to this is I was just given a zoom link to the 1st court hearing tomorrow. I'm not sure if it's just for trail participants or spectators can use it, but if they let me observe I'll add more. It doesn't appear to have been picked up by any news source yet."ALT
Quote Tweet by @ParSpec: "Apparently NOBODY ELSE IN THE QUOTE TWEETS RESPECTS TRADITION ENOUGH TO POST THE TREE LAW COMIC"ALT
A 1-page comic by u/reachling: Panel 1: A saddenned person with short hair looking at a tree stump, their hands are holding the sides of their head. They're saying "Oh no! The rare cherry tree grandma brought with her from the old country! It's been chooped down!!" and then in another speech bubble "And only a week after the new neighbor complained about it blocking his view too!"  Panel 2: The young person turns around with a befuddled look on their face. A speech bubble from the bushes says "Tree law?"  Panel 3: A bald bearded lawyer with a suit and briefcase looks from behind a picket fence and says "Tree law?"  Panel 4: Another lawyer with shades pops their head from inside the bushes and says "Tree law?!"  Panel 5: Another lawyer crawls from under the stump with a briefcase and says "Tree law!!"  Panel 6: The four lawyers carry the young person above them. The person is looking confused. Two of the lawyers are holding pitchforks and torches. Around them are raining dollar bills. The lawyers are chanting "Tree! Law! Tree! Law!"ALT

Art by u/reachling

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were–ralph:

Where did you come from

Tumblr is my home….I never left

I left tumblr during the porn ban and now im back for no reason

Reddit Refugee

Twitter Refugee

Facebook Refugee

Some Other Site [Comment]

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

I was in DeviantArt before this

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Anonymous asked:

Who would win in a fight Cait or Veronica?


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Veronica comes with a power fist and I remember always having her in power armor so I just remember her like this lol;

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its-your-mind:

felagund-fiollaigean:

wizards thinking of clerics as hacks cause we spent years of study learning the secrets of the universe they cheated and got a god to do their magic for them

clerics thinking of wizards as hacks cause we spent years serving and cultivating a deeply personal relationship with a god they copied down some cheat codes to make stuff blow up

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homunculus-argument:

homunculus-argument:

Anyone else have that thing where you get stressed out when someone else is in a bad mood because now it’s your responsibility to make them feel better, but if you’re in a bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up you get stressed out because now it’s your responsibility to pretend that it’s helping to make them feel better.

Oh so this is probably a trauma thing too. Bitches have one terrible childhood and then make it their whole personality. I’m bitches.

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vaspider:

raimagnolia:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

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That is legit my favorite thing to do as a Storyteller. If my players are clever I will change things to reward their cleverness. (I will never change things to make them fail, but I will definitely change things to allow them to succeed when it would reward their cleverness or make a cooler story.)

RPGs are collaborative and sometimes my players have better ideas than I do, so why shouldn’t their ideas get to shine? Hell yes.

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sabattons:

this month, I am am trying to start and complete “the compendium” - a catalogue of thirty outfits for thirty different characters from original worldbuilds.


be sure to follow me on twitter @ sabattons to catch them as they go up

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swornsword:

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♦FF